Biz Rantz Volume 1
A Book of Business Sense and the Lack Of
All Names Will Be Withheld To Protect The Ignorant, But The Characters Will Not Be Mistaken.
For over 25 years I have had the opportunity to work and travel all over the world in the Nightlife and Entertainment Industry. I have had the pleasure to work with and alongside some of the industry’s best experts, as well as some of the biggest celebrities and all around some of the greatest people you could ever hope to meet.
But also in the past 25 plus years, I have worked with and worked for some of the Most Ignorant, Conceited, Self Indulging, Idiots in the World Today.
These Rantz are carefully crafted to help you decide if your business will succeed or fail. And how I can actually help you.
“Because I know there are so many fucking idiots in the business place today, I’ve carefully crafted some theatrical artwork to go along with each chapter. These are pictures for your fucking idiots that are too stupid to understand the words that are coming out of my mouth”. – Ryan Dahlstrom
You Can’t Fix Stupid
I can fix your business but I can’t fix stupid. If your not willing to accept your mistakes and learn from them, you might as well close now.
You’re An Owner Not A God
Just because you own coca cola doesn’t mean you can walk into a Wal-Mart and pull shit off the shelf and yell at the stock boy.
Ignorance Has No Boundaries
Saying that a type of business practice doesn’t work in your market, is a lame excuse for your ignorance.
You Can’t Learn To Run A Business By Watching TV
Watching an idiot run around on TV yelling Shut It Down doesn’t make them an expert for you to run your business model off of.
Is the Truth Fucking You? Or Are You Fucking Yourself?
Number don’t lie, no matter how much you lie to yourself. If you can’t trust the numbers then you can’t trust yourself.
Mental “Idiotology” of a Rich Person
Just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you’re right or even capable of running a business.
You’re Not The Richest Person I’ve Told To Go Fuck Themselves
When enough is enough and you just have to cut your losses.
Hire A Professional Not Someone You’re Fucking
Just because you’re sleeping with someone or they are your friends, doesn’t mean they are qualified to run your business for you.
The Lips On Your Ass Are Those Of The One Ripping You Off
Just because someone kisses your ass and tell you what you want to here doesn’t mean they are on your side.
You Did Your Job. You Want A Fucking Cookie?
When and if, you should or shouldn’t, praise your staff for doing the job that you pay them to do.
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Nightclub Industry Veterans and Bar experts, Preston Rideout & Ryan Dahlstrom have released the most anticipated and highly sought after accolade in Nightlife, The Official “Nightclub Hall of Fame.”
The Official “Nightclub Hall of Fame” recognizes the most outstanding members of our industry, honors their achievements and celebrates their success through induction into the most distinguished group of Hospitality Professionals comprised of Industry Mavens and Nightclub Impresarios whose influence is redefining the Art of Nightlife.
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President / Founder
Ryan Dahlstrom is an Award-Winning Nightclub and Bar Operator with over twenty-five years of Operations and Marketing experience, spanning across 25 cities and 4 different countries.
Owning and Operating his first Nightclub when he was only 20 years of age, Ryan Dahlstrom is recognized as one of the most experienced nightlife experts in the industry today.
Ryan Dahlstrom was most recently responsible for the programing of the 2012 – 2104 Nightlife Events for the Nightclub and Bar Convention in Las Vegas. As well as formerly working hand in hand with Jon Taffer star and producer of Spike TV’s Bar Rescue, creating and producing the On The Rocks Las Vegas Nightclub Festival at over 20 of the Top Nightclubs and Day Clubs inLas Vegas.
You can follow Ryan on Twitter @Ryan_Dahlstrom
Nightclub Hall of Fame Vice President Preston Rideout has over 19 years of Nightclub and Bar Operations and Marketing Experience. Preston Rideout has Owned, Operated, Designed and Opened some of the hottest Nightclubs and Bars across the country and even abroad including; The Gin Bar, Coyote Ugly, Tangerine, LAX, Noir Bar, Pure, Pussy Cat Doll Lounge, Venus, Audigier, Krave, Eve, Gatsby’s, and the World Famous Hard Rock Hotel Rehab in Las Vegas.
Currently, Preston Rideout is the Eastern United States Director of Operations forElectric Cowboy.
You can Follow Preston Rideout and his ever growing accomplishments by following on Twitter @PrestonRideout
Sancho Van Ryan
Sancho Van Ryan is simply Sin City Nightlife. Sancho Van Ryan cemented his celebrity status by launching Viva Vegas TV now travels across the Nation, Europe and Australia. Redefining the Art of Nightlife, Sancho Van Ryan is hosting parties and events that defy description, such as the 2013 Viva Vegas TV Awards at Haze Nightclub.
Sancho Van Ryan and his Viva Vegas TV team are forever creating and redefining the new standards of what it takes to be recognized as a leader in the Las Vegas Nightlife and Entertainment scene. Follow Sancho Van Ryan and his Viva Vegas TV Team on Twitter @SanchoVanRyan and@VivaVegasTV
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